tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post4816951247197482347..comments2024-03-25T16:07:58.927-04:00Comments on House of Self-Indulgence: Once Bitten (Howard Storm, 1985)Yum-Yumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17897678877069611172noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-48540466753901485802009-11-05T11:15:50.632-05:002009-11-05T11:15:50.632-05:00Another great write-up about another great movie. ...Another great write-up about another great movie. The "he belongs to me! hands off!" Halloween party dance scene is a riot. It disappointments me that the actress who played Jim Carrey's girlfriend in this one (I already can't remember her name) has had such a small career since then. I would have loved to seen her go on to do more fun schlocky trash masterpieces like this one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-12892841689483068562009-07-16T08:05:59.200-04:002009-07-16T08:05:59.200-04:00Oh snap! I'm behind on my comments here...and ...Oh snap! I'm behind on my comments here...and I haven't even brought up the great music videos you've picked in the past two weeks!<br /><br />Gods In Spandex?! The title alone is worth the conversion of my American dollars into the fourth-most-traded currency in the foreign exchange market! Thanks for the link.<br /><br />If you like the sound of GORE GORE GIRLS, you'll love the taste!<br /><br />Funny about the Geena picture...great minds and all that I guess? <br /><br />And you ARE 100% correct that the crotch arrangement of Ms. Davis (while not unique in its placement on the human body, what with it being between her legs and overlapping her groin) it is still a spectacular showing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-67660182720046770032009-07-13T22:00:26.123-04:002009-07-13T22:00:26.123-04:00Keith: I've noticed that "surprise enjoym...Keith: I've noticed that "surprise enjoyment" is a common reaction of those who watch Once Bitten. <br /><br />Mr. Canacorn: Of course the Psychotronic Video Guide is long out of print; most cool things are. *sniff*<br /><br />I haven't read it, or even flipped through it, but I hear Stephan Sayadian writes a chapter in a movie book called <a href="http://www.headpress.com/ShowProduct.aspx?ID=70&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1" rel="nofollow">Gods In Spandex: A Survivors Account Of 80s Cinema Obscura</a>.<br /><br />I like the sound of the Gore Gore Girls.<br /><br />Bad Biology played some film festivals last year and should be coming out on DVD pretty soon (it's already out in the U.K.).<br /><br />Holy crap! I just saved that Geena vampire pic the other day. No real reason either; I just had to have it on my computer. Anyway, the cleavage is great, but the way her crotch is arranged is even greater.Yum-Yumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17897678877069611172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-23149521625919632212009-07-13T08:31:15.874-04:002009-07-13T08:31:15.874-04:00Most of my 20s were spent with Michael Weldon'...Most of my 20s were spent with Michael Weldon's <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Psychotronic-Video-Guide-Film/dp/0312131496" rel="nofollow">Psychotronic Video Guide</a>, a video store membership and a vcr.<br /><br />There are so many great H.G.L films, but I think my favorite might be BLOOD FEAST...or GORE GORE GIRLS..or WIZARD OF GORE...it's too hard to pick just one.<br /><br />I haven't heard of BAD BIO...I'll have to look it up!<br /><br />Isn't it nice when some of your best bits are totally last minute?<br /><br />If I remember correctly, Ms. Hutton gave <a href="http://www.cult-cinema.ru/pictures/screenshots/transylvania_6-5000/transylvania_6-5000_6.jpg" rel="nofollow">Ms. Davis</a> a run for her money in 1985 with parading excessive amounts of sexy vampiric cleavage.<br /><br />I'll be holding you to the promised gap love at the HOSI!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-81011911492540152862009-07-12T21:33:54.998-04:002009-07-12T21:33:54.998-04:00I haven't seen this movie in years. I actuall...I haven't seen this movie in years. I actually did enjoy it.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14832710800680256206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-82861028958381841132009-07-12T19:44:52.841-04:002009-07-12T19:44:52.841-04:00Nineteen or 20?!? Yikes. My badness purveying days...Nineteen or 20?!? Yikes. My badness purveying days didn't start until like, five years ago. Okay, I loved weird crap, but the so-called "good films" were definitely still in charge. <br /><br />I'm not that familiar with Herschell Gordon Lewis, but I do loves me some Frank Henenlotter; I can't wait to see his latest, Bad Biology.<br /><br />Thanks, man. I'm glad you liked my ramble. The references to "lower tier porn stars" and "taupe pantyhose" were thrown in there at the last minute.<br /><br />Even though I've seen Once Bitten multiple times over the years, my most recent viewing was the first time I really noticed the "comedic genius" of Cleavon Little's performance.<br /><br />The audacity of her plunging neckline must not have made an impression on me. The delectability of her diastema, on the other hand, was a genuine oversight on my part. I mean, I could have sworn I went on a nonsensical tangent extolling the virtues of her gap. Weird. <br /><br />Anyway, I promise it won't happen again. Let there be more gap love in the future.<br /><br />Mmmm, "labial frenulum," "tongue thrusting," "lustful characteristics" and "dents du bonheur." <br /><br />Hot, indeed.Yum-Yumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17897678877069611172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-45563561267924129952009-07-12T09:26:39.730-04:002009-07-12T09:26:39.730-04:00Even though I was lucky to have seen HCH at such a...Even though I was lucky to have seen HCH at such a young age I really didn't appreciate it. It wasn't until I was 19 or 20 that I became a true "purveyor of badness" and started seeking out videos by Herschell Gordon Lewis, Frank Henenlotter, and even Fred Olen Ray.<br /><br />I can't wait for you to watch Evil Toons...I'm sure your review will be quite eye opening.<br /><br />Anyhoo, on to the movie at hand...<br /><br />This has to be one of my favorite reviews you've done...the "Irritable Bauhaus Syndrome" gag, lubricated didlo reference, a glimpse into your mysterious multi-buckled-shoed past, the Haiku-ish poetry that is: "an energizing breeze gently caressing not yet gaping asshole of a lower tier porn star", the praising of the montage, your love of a good dance sequence, your unbridled worship of the "sheer foxiness", "sexual artistry" and "taupe pantyhose" of Karen Kopins,and last but not least... recognizing the comedic genius that was Cleavon Little.<br /><br />Well done. Well done, indeed.<br /><br />I am surprised there was no mention of Ms. Hutton's audacious plunging neckline that teased the sweet release of her yummy 34-Bs or her delectable <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diastema_(dentistry)" rel="nofollow">diastema</a>.<br /><br />Wikipedia has one of the most erotic descriptions of the exacerbation of diastema I have ever had the pleasure of fondling with my retinas, dry humping with my primary visual cortex, and finger banging in the Wernicke's area...check it:<br /><br />"Diastema is sometimes caused or exacerbated by the action of a labial frenulum...causing high mucosal attachment and less attached keratinized tissue which is more prone to recession or by tongue thrusting, which can push the teeth apart."<br /><br />Hot, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-90145339114191302222009-07-11T21:35:24.107-04:002009-07-11T21:35:24.107-04:00Math? Aw, man. Do I have to?
I'm glad to kn...Math? Aw, man. Do I have to? <br /><br />I'm glad to know that there are others just-to-the-left of the mainstream who enjoyed this movie. <br /><br />She's a total AVILF! You know, an Aging Vampires Intergalactic Lacrosse Federation.Yum-Yumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17897678877069611172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9109073679101688906.post-45139250034153067382009-07-11T10:35:25.566-04:002009-07-11T10:35:25.566-04:00Interesting choice. I saw this back when it came o...Interesting choice. I saw this back when it came out. I was 13 (you do the math) and, while not exactly a goth, I was certainly living a just-to-the-left of the mainstream life. I wouldn't go as far as calling it a minor masterpiece, but I enjoyed it a lot more than others. Also, Lauren Hutton was an AVILF (aging vampire ....).Aaron Westhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17981372856643226304noreply@blogger.com